- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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