- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Fat? Jesse Z

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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