Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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ure mama's so fat

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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