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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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all these jokes are horrible now

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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