- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Dislike if you are a prostitute

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