- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Yellow People !!

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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