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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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