- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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