- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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