What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

i like turtles

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Your Mom The End.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Robin get in the batmobile!

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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