What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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