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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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