Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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