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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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