- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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