- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Boner

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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