- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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