- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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