Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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