- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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