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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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