- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

bite me

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Boner

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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