- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

This is a joke.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

no really what are ur names?

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

race-car = rac-ecar

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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