What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

like most people my age. im 27

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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