- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Whats worse than suicide? death

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

hey hey apple

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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