Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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