What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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My spelling is horrible

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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