- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

who is gay wit mon james cornish

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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