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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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