Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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