- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

an american walks out of a strip club.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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