Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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