A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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