Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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