Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

why did your mum die young because she had canser

I'm homeless.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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