Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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