ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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What is life? Paul.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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