- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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