- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Want to hear a joke? Obama

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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