- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Hail Hitler

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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