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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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