- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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