The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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