- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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