A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Whose your daddy? Not me

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

someone called someone else a frog

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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