Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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