This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

okay so theres this guy.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Matthew Wyckoff

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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