- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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