My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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