Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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