- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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