Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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batman farted so hes retarded

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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