- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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