- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Get on the boat.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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