- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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