EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Ain't idn't a word.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Charlie Sheen

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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