Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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hey guys im gay

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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