- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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