Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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So a bar walks into a man...

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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