- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

men's rights activists

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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