Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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