Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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deez nuts

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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no rasist joks

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Anti Joke

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