- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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