- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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