- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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