What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

penis. nuff said.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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