- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How old are you? 7

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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