Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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