- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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