How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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