Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

womans rights...

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

No your aunties a joke

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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