- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Know! Come in!

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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