- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Chlamydia

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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