- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat playing laser tag.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Why didn't he finish his

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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