Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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