Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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A pope meets another one

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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