a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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