- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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