- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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