what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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