- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

God is real.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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