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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

hashtags suck balls

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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