- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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