Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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