Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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