If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Charlie Sheen

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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