- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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