guess what? bannanas

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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