- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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