- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??