I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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