Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Shltskc gw? G

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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