A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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hello anomonous

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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