Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Neither have I

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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