What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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12 in general

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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I have a really funny joke.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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