Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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