You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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