Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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why does the man appear fat he is

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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