knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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