- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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