What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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black people swimming

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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