what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Yo Mama just died.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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