Small Penis.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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