- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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