The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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