- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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