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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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