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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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