- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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