- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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